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APOCALYPSE NEEDS YOU

by Poumon

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1.
Preacher 04:33
LISTEN TO ME YOU SINFUL PEOPLE WE ARE GOING TO PAY FOR ALL OUR FAULTS AND THE PUNISHMENT WILL BE TERRIBLE PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR A SLOW AND LONG AGONY ARMAGEDDON IS COMING GOD IS NOT PROUD OF US, MY DAMNED BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THERE IS NO MORE WAY TO BE SAVED HIS ANGER IS SO GREAT AND POWERFUL HE IS DETERMINED TO SEND US TO HELL CREATURES OF DARKNESS ARE INVADING THE EARTH SENT BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF IN ORDER TO SPREAD AN INSIDIOUS PLAGUE DEEPLY INTO YOUR HEARTS AND MINDS MEN WILL EAT MEN, YOUR NEIGHBOR WILL BURN YOUR HOME MONSTERS WILL COME FROM THE ABYSS AND THE DEPTHS OF THE WORLD WE ARE NOW LIVING IN HELL AND WE ARE WALKING TOGETHER IN THE SHADOWS OF THE VALLEY OF DEATH BUT THE ALMIGHTY LORD IS NO LONGER WITH US OUR WEAKNESS HAS MADE US CHOOSE A WRONG WAY AND NOW WE ARE LOST AND LONELY WE ARE SINNERS GOD DENIES US YES, MY DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS, WE ARE SINNERS WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE SACRIFICES OF OUR FOREFATHERS WE HAVE KEPT ON WORSHIPPING THE GOLDEN CALF WE HAVE WALLOWED OURSELVES IN LUST WE HAVE TAKEN PLEASURE IN DECADENCE AND INDECENCY WE HAVE KILLED, WE HAVE STOLEN, WE HAVE LIED WE HAVE SODOMIZED AND ESTABLISHED FORNICATION AS A WAY OF LIFE WE HAVE TURNED OUR PROMISED LAND INTO HELL
2.
I SET FIRE TO YOUR HOUSE SO HOT, SO HOT A GLIMPSE OF CHAOS IN YOUR EYES SO COOL, SO COOL I’M ABOUT TO CUM NOW THE SIGHT OF YOUR DEVASTATION MAKES ME FEEL SO ALIVE A COUPLE MINUTES TO FUCK UP YOUR LIFE A MOMENT OF GRACE IN BLAZING LIGHT I SET FIRE TO YOUR HOUSE
3.
AS FAR AS I REMEMBER WE WERE BOSOM BUDDIES ALWAYS STUCK TOGETHER THROUGH THE GOOD TIMES AND THE BAD TIMES I LOVED SO MUCH FEELING YOUR HAND IN MY HAIR AND YOUR BOTTOM ON MY BACK SITTING SIDE BY SIDE CLOSE TO A HEARTWARMING FIRE YOU PLAYED THE BANJO WHEN WE WERE ATTACKED THEY GOT US BY SURPRISE FUCKING COWARDS, FUCKING COWARDS WHEN WE WERE DEFENCELESS FUCKING COWARDS, FUCKING COWARDS STOP THE IDYLL, TIME FOR UNSPEAKABLE HORROR THEY WERE THREE TO KILL YOU WHILE TWO OF THESE RASCALS WERE RAPING ME I AM FULL OF HATE I NEED A BLOODY REVENGE I WILL NEVER FORGET THEIR FACES I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEIR CRIME NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE THEM NEVER FORGET THIS, NEVER FORGIVE THEM I AM FULL OF HATE NOW I STAND BEHIND YOU BE READY FOR A VERY DEEP ASS FUCK I WILL PAY YOU BACK FOR WHAT YOU DID I AM TEARING UP YOUR GUTS IN MEMORIES OF MY FRIEND I USE MY PENIS AS A WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION YOU ARE DROWNING IN A MASSIVE CUMSHOT
4.
IT’S TIME FOR DINNER BABY AND I AM A LITTLE BIT HUNGRY THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY I’VE AN IDEA THAT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY NOW IT’S TIME TO WHET MY KNIFE IT WILL BE EASIER TO CUT YOUR FLESH, MY WIFE THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY I HAVE GET A GREAT BUFFET CUT ! CUT ! CUT ! CUT ! I WILL SLAY YOU LIKE A PIG AND YOU WILL CRY FOR A GOOD REASON AND MAYBE STOP COMPLAINING ALL ALONG AND YOU WILL SHUT YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH FOR GOOD TONIGHT I’M COOKING MY WIFE IT WILL BE DELICIOUS WITH SOME GOOD RED WINE I PREFER YOU THIS WAY ROASTED OR TARTAR NO MATTER YOU WILL BE DEAD ANYWAY I WILL FINALLY ENJOY MYSELF WITH YOUR BIG ASS AND YOUR PLUMP LEGS I PREFER YOU THIS WAY I WILL FINALLY LOVE YOU BABY I WILL LOVE YOU MORE THIS WAY
5.
ZOMBIE TICK TICK ATTACK ! TICK ATTACK ! COMING FROM THE GROUND THE ZOMBIE TICK IS NOW OUTSIDE AND HE IS STARVING AND BLOODTHIRSTY A CORPSE WHO HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD THANKS TO A RADIOACTIVE PARASITE LOOKING FOR IS FIRST VICTIM MAY GOD PROTECT THE ONES WHO WILL MEET HIM HE IS WANDERING ACROSS THE LAND GROWING BIGGER FROM HOUR TO HOUR HE IS COMING AROUND AND YOU CAN START TO RUN NOW BUT YOU WILL NOT GO FAR BECAUSE HE IS NEVER TIRED ATTRACTED BY THE TASTE OF YOUR TENDER FLESH HE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE YOUR SMELL IS NOT SO FRESH HE WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD UNTIL THE LAST DROP A TEMPTING PIECE OF FOOD IN A HUMAN MEAT SHOP THERE IS ONE HOPE LEFT DON’T SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD THE PROSPECT IS NOT GREAT YOUR TURN TO BE BACK FROM THE DEAD
6.
RUN LITTLE BASTARD RUN TOWARD THE BOSS RUN RUN LITTLE BASTARD AVOID THE FLYING WALRUS TRY TO SAVE YOUR LIVES BEWARE OF LETHAL DIVES JUMP ON THE PLATFORM DON’T FORGET TO PERFORM WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING ROCKS PAPER SCISSORS SWIM LITTLE BASTARD SWIM TOWARD THE BOSS SWIM SWIM LITTLE BASTARD FIGHT THE RED OCTOPUS BUY SOME STUFF TO SURVIVE A NICE SPEEDBOAT TO DRIVE YOU HAVE TO RULE THE SKY MAYBE YOU WILL NOT DIE RUN IN MIRACLE WORLD THERE IS NO MIRACLE DRUG YOU WILL HAVE TO WIN AGAINST JANKEN THE GREAT RIDE LITTLE BASTARD RIDE TOWARD THE BOSS RIDE RIDE LITLLE BASTARD YOU HAVE A LAND TO CROSS TRY TO SAVE RADAXIAN THANKS TO YOUR GIANT FIST YOU ARE ALWAYS IN ACTION BE AWARE OF THE FATAL TWIST
7.
I CAN’T DO IT I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH YOU CAN’T ASK ME TO KILL MY CHILD I CAN’T KILL HIM THIS IS NOT FAIR HE’S JUST AN INNOCENT BOY SWEET AS A LAMB OH YOU WILL DO IT ABRAHAM YOU WILL KILL THIS FUCKIN’ SCUMBAG YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT YOU OUGHT TO OBEY MY ORDERS BECAUSE I AM WRATH
8.
Worms 06:56
WORMS LOOK AT YOUR ARMS THEY ARE CRAWLING UNDER YOUR SKIN SLOWLY AND GREEDILY YOUR THEY FEED ON MY FLESH TIME THEY FEED ON MY FLESH IS OVER… OVER WORMS I CAN FEEL THEM EATING MY BRAIN WILL AND I AM POWERLESS RULE THEY EAT ME ALIVE THE AND I AM PARALYSED WORLD
9.
EARTH IS SHAKING WAVES ARE COMING ULEASH THE FURY DESTROY THE CITY RADIATIONS MAKE IT GROW BIGGER WRATH AND HATRED MAKE IT COME CLOSER IT WILL KILL Y’ALL ONE BY ONE IT WILL BRING TO YOUR ISLAND BLOOD AND SUFFERING IT IS THE NEW DAIKAIJU STRONGER THAN GODZILLA IT HAS NO NAME CALL IT THE GIANT BLUEFIN TUNA THE GIANT BLUEFIN TUNA BORN NEAR FUKUSHIMA’S SHORES IT WILL COME SOON IT WILL COME TO MAKE YOU… DIE ! ! ! THIS IS A REVENGE STORY SQUIDS AND FISH WILL STRIKE YOU BACK THERE WILL BE A LOT OF BLOOD AND YOU WILL NEVER EAT SUSHIS AGAIN

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Recorded in live conditions by Tom d'Hérin during two days at our rehearsal room (except vocals). Mastered by Sylvain Biguet.

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released February 3, 2014

Hugo de Villoutreys : guitar
Lorrain de Villoutreys : drums
Daniel Arnoux : synths/guitar/vocals
Pierre Arnoux : bass/vocals

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Poumon Bonneville, France

Quatre cordes vocales qui saignent. Dix-sept cordes en acier qui raclent. Quatorze hauts-parleurs qui vomissent. Quatre peaux qui claquent. Quatre rondelles de metal qui vibrent. 2 x deux frères.

Des amours cannibales. Des poissons géants revanchards. Des asticots gourmands. Des zombies qui fusionnent avec des tiques. Du sexe. De la violence. Et beaucoup de sauce barbecue.
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